Toward the end of Sunday service, the Pastor asked, “How many of you have forgiven
your enemies?” Eighty percent held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?”
This time, all raised their hands except for one small elderly lady.
‘Mrs. Neely?’; ‘Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?’
I don’t have any..’ She replied, smiling sweetly.
‘Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?’
‘Ninety-eight.’ she replied.
‘Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all, how a person can live
ninety-eight years & not have a single enemy in the world?’
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said:“I outlived the bitches”.
Posts for Monday, 28 April 2008
All women should live long enough to be this kind of old lady!
Interview with Madonna about her Africa movie
New York Magazine: In the movie, you look at one ritual in which a young woman is told she must have sex with a man three times in a day, in order to “cleanse” her.
Madonna: It’s not my place to judge that tradition.
Since Madonna has chosen to abstain from judgment, allow me the pleasure. It is wrong to rape someone, no matter how long it’s been part of your cultural tradition. Even if it’s to sever the wife’s spirit-link with the dead man’s ghost.
Madonna, as one of the most influential artists in the world, your failure to apply your faculty of judgment to tribal rape is deplorabe. For your comments, you are a piece of trash.
Here’s the full interview.
We must ask the young woman. Nobody else can answer this.
If this message style isn’t reason enough to use Digsby, I don’t know what is.
I downloaded it. It is seriously awesome! :-)
When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong— or absolutely right.
Oral Exam
- Rahul: Oh and I had an oral exam today as well....
- Me: Aww
- Me: What happened?
- Me: Is your teeth ok?
- Rahul: LOLZ
- Rahul: I meant oral as in not written
- Me: Roflmao
- Rahul: Ditto
- Me: I thought you went to the dentist.
- Rahul: So yeah, while my teeth are as of yet of impeccable (touch teeth, i mean wood), my exam was good.
You saw a couple in an intimate love position, right? Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.
What they will see, however, is nine (small & black) dolphins in the picture!
So, I guess we’ve already proven you’re not a young innocent child. Now, if it’s hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is SO corrupted that you probably need help!
OK, here’s help: look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it’s another one, and on his shoulder..
Of course it’s dolphins. What else could it be? WHO COMES UP WITH THIS KIND OF SHIT?
I’m not perverted - you’re the one drawing the dirty pictures.
Heehee! What dolphins?!
Unmotivational Posters (Some Not Safe For Work)
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